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Five Things Better Than S*x.

      

  Sports

The term better than sex is described as “a euphoric experience, often food-related, quite similar to an orgasm. Usually used by women, as for most men there is nothing better than sex”. Nothing except sports, that is –

Why sports are better than sex:

1.   People watch and cheer when you score.

2.   If you don’t like your team you can wait until your contract ends and then play with someone else.

3.   You can count on it all season.

4.   You can watch it going on in your local bar.

5.   It lasts over an hour and might even go into overtime.

6.   You can have a coach on the sidelines while you are doing it.

7.   Action replays.

8.   Protective equipment can be washed and re-used.

According to the Sleep Well website based out of Stanford University, there are at least ten reasons why sleep is better than sex.

Among them: “sleep can last a good eight hours (or more)” and “while sleeping you can have sex with anyone you want”.

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Sleep Is Better Than Sex Because…

According to the Sleep Well website based out of Stanford University, there are at least ten reasons why sleep is better than sex.

Among them: “sleep can last a good eight hours (or more)” and “while sleeping you can have sex with anyone you want”.

  1. You don’t feel guilty about doing it alone.

  2. No one will start rumors about how much you sleep.

  3. You won’t complain in the morning about not getting any.

  4. You don’t have to pay for sleep.

  5. You don’t need to sleep after sleeping.

  6. Sleep can last a good eight hours. (or even more)

  7. You can sleep in church.

  8. While sleeping, you can have sex with anyone you want.

  9. Your teddy bear never complains.

  10. It’s legal to sleep in any position in whichever country you live in.

·        Food

Food wins out over sex in so many ways. Most obviously, because you can order it in or enjoy it all by yourself without being judged…

There are 326 recipes called “Better Than Sex Cake” at Cooks.com alone. There is also one recipe at the same site called “Almost Better Than Sex Cake” – I’m guessing this is by the one home chef who has sampled both?

Of course, if you prefer cookies, here is a better than a sex cookie recipe.

I’ve also never heard anyone use the saying, “eat your brains out”… Many foods are good for your brain.

 

cites a study at Wheeling Jesuit University (West Virginia) that indicates that chocolate can improve “memory, attention span, reaction time, and problem-solving skills”.

Not convinced? Compare this to having sex “on the brain”, which has the exact opposite effect, causing: forgetfulness, distraction, and the inability to think clearly.

·        Music

Findings from a survey conducted by Marrakesh Records: “Music is hugely important… 60% of 16-24 year-olds would rather go without sex than music for a week. This increases to 70% for 16-19 year-olds.”

Okay, I now have this whole teen sex/abstinence thing figured out – the RIAA (Recording Industry Association of America) should only prosecute pregnant teens and their boyfriends for downloading music illegally, that should be more effective than Bristol Palin’s Abstinence Campaign! Once a few kids are prosecuted and word gets around, teen pregnancies will decrease (of course, music downloading may increase

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    1. OK, but I don’t agree with your opinion.
      Those things are mostly necessary to enjoy life but can’t be better than sex in a right manner and mould in all ramifications.

      Guys, lets say the truth.

    2. God that created everything created them in a right way and every thing has their own time.

      You can never replace sex with food, music or football game.
      Even in the garden of eden, do they know those things then? No, they only farm, eat, play, pray and lastly: Sex.
      Nothing more.

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